I’m back! And here’s the third chapter of my story where respectively Tigress, Tai Lung, Po, Crane and Monkey get turned into Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Penguin, Scarecrow and Joker! And another thing…it ain’t just the third chapter, but it’s also the final chapter! This is the action and conclusion those who’ve read the first two have been searching for and it’s being presented now! All right then, without further ado, on to the story itself!

Batman told his five Bat-Family followers: “Okay, people, although I don’t like having to injure who are actually our friends, the fact they’re overshadowed by the worst of our foes make it so we’ve no other choice! We must stop them and we must do it now!” The other four nodded, though Catwoman, Robin and Red Hood did shake a bit, but Viper then spoke: “We’re helping you! They’re our friends, too, and like family to us, and it’s just as much a responsibility of ours to stop these rogues from destroying China and forever possessing them as it is one of yours!” Red Hood snarked to Viper: “You know, for a simple snake, you sure like to talk!” “Shut up, you!” Viper snapped. “Guys, let’s focus on the serious task at hand here!” reminded Mantis. They all quickly switched back to the villains they were facing. “Very well.” Batman said. “Aid us, but be careful. These are not your average everyday villains.” “We understand and will be cautious.” Shifu replied. “I shall assist you, Batman.” “I’ll assist you, Nightwing!” Mantis said. “And I’ll assist you, Catwoman!” Viper told. Of course, Shifu was assisting Batman because Monkey was the one he’d taken from being a drunk bum to a good, respectable, friendly Kung Fu master and who was now gonna be rescued back from something much worse than a drunk bum by him and Bats, plus Viper was assisting Catwoman because Tigress was her best friend(plus who doesn’t love a three attractive female fight, so I made it this way as the writer)so she’d do well to help pull Tigress out of her plant prison and Mantis was assisting Nightwing because he and Crane were pals as much as Viper and Tigress were, so he’d be best to help take down the Scarecrow and rescue Crane. Robin and Red Hood didn’t care they couldn’t be provided any assistance. They were already having enough trouble with their hesitant feelings and wanted to do this on their own. “So, we’re all lined up and ready to go, are we?” Joker asked. “Alrighty then, let’s PARTY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Get them, my party mates!” The villains charged on forward and so did the Bat-Family members and the three remaining Masters.
First was the Joker, just like he was the one to declare the “fun” started off. Batman said: “Okay, Shifu, be VERY careful. The Joker is by no means a pushover, extremely dangerous and cunning and above all downright unpredictable.” Shifu nodded and said: “I just hope our combined prowess is enough, and that I can get past the fact this is really Monkey being possessed against his will.” “You’ll have to, I’m afraid.” Batman replied. Joker told them: “HA! What a joke! You don’t want to hurt poor Master Monkey, but you must subdue the terrible, big bad Joker one way or the other! Why, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll kill you both off! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Shifu and Batman fought him, with Joker grabbing Batman’s hand, zapping him with a buzzer and making him go: “ARRRRHHHHHHH!!” while saying: “I have to hand it to you, Bats, you really know how to give a guy a shocker of a good time! HAHAHAHAHA!” Shifu smacked Joker with his stick, going: “Let Monkey go, you madman!” “Oh, but I just want to play!” Joker said. “Here, have a whiff of this!” He sprayed Shifu with a gas version of his Joker Venom and Shifu went: “No…hee…hee…hee…it cannot…cannot let it…ho…ho…ho…ha…ha…ha…no…won’t fail again…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Joker laughed: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Looks like a certain red panda master’s got a gas problem!” Batman kicked the Joker in the face and said: “Out of the way, you clown!” He quickly sprayed Shifu with an antidote from his utility belt, and once this gas wore off, Shifu said: “Hah…hee…thank you…” “Sure thing, but let’s finish taking the Joker down.” Batman said, punching him in the mouth. Shifu kicked him in the guts and said: “Good thing is, we know where to hit!” “I know where to hit, too!” Joker let loose as he took out a boxing glove toy and made it go loose to knock Shifu away. “I’m the master here…OF MAYHEM! And don’t my jokes have a lot of punch to them, or am I just plain being tightfisted? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” Batman snarled: “No more, Joker! This ends NOW!” “Oh, no it doesn’t! Because I like to stick to my guns!” responded Joker as he took out a pistol and smacked Batman with it. A second later, Batman karate chopped the pistol outta Joker’s hand and unleashed a kick in his leg which was followed by a punch into the black gem in the center of his chest. The gem was shattered and the Joker went: “Oh, my God! NO! You can’t do that! If you break my gem, Monkey will be freed and I’ll be gone!” “I know.” growled Batman. “Precisely why I did what I just did to you, laughing boy.” Joker screamed out loud in a frightening way: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” and his essence disappeared and got sucked into nothingness completely, with Master Monkey falling unconscious after returning to normal right into Batman’s arms. Batman caught him and held him gently in his arms, rubbing the out cold Monkey who he could tell was to stay unconscious for quite a while. Shifu ran over just then, having recovered from the bopping Joker gave him, and asked: “Batman! What happened?” “I got rid of the Joker by punching his chest gem to pieces.” “What of Master Monkey, then?” Shifu asked, realizing full well what the heck this meant. “Is he…” “It’s okay.” Batman told him. “Your monkey’s fine. He’s just out. He’ll regain awareness in due time.” After one large sigh of relief, Shifu stood close to Master Monkey and said: “For the best, I suppose. He doesn’t need to know what has happened to him immediately and in fact should have some time to recover. Thank you for helping me save him.” “Of course.” Batman said. “As you know, the Joker’s even less of a friend of mine than he is to you, and given what he did to Monkey with Possession’s help…you get my point.” Shifu nodded.
Next up was Poison Ivy, who was being fought by Catwoman and Viper. Viper said: “Okay, Ivy, you’re gonna be nipped in the bud right here and now!” “Is that so?” an utterly undaunted Poison Ivy asked. “I’d beg to differ, snakeso!” Catwoman hissed: “I’ve fought some pretty scuzzy villains in my time, Ivy, but you, taking over the body of a good looking, respected cat like Tigress and helping a lunatic like Dr. Possession? You’re in a league of one!” She leapt forward along with Viper and they both landed a powerful blow into Poison Ivy, who used vines to grab them both and constrict them, which also had thorns in them, and she said: “Why, thank you, animal girls! I truly DO love to stand out above all the rest!” “GAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!” both Catty and Viper went. “YEEEOWWWWW!!” Viper shrieked. “These vines…they’re digging into me! And I can’t breathe, either! Ironic, huh? A snake being constricted!” “We’re not dead yet, Viper!” Catty replied. “And I believe I’ll be able to whip things up into shape provided that I do this right!” She took out her whip(thankfully her arms were free)and she slung it around Poison Ivy’s neck. She pulled it and Poison Ivy went: “GUUUUUGGGHHHH!!” She lost her concentration and the vines loosened, Catty and Viper getting loose. The latter threw herself into Ivy and knocked her over, saying: “You wanna take over my best friend’s mind and body, then try to wreck China along with those other slimebuckets? Let me show you just how much of a nasty serpent I can be if pushed to the limit!” She began to beat on Ivy, but Ivy threw her off and said: “Screw off, you slithering simpleton! You’re a real weed, you know that? So how about I give you some of my own?” She made weeds tangle up Viper, starting to pull her apart, but Catty jumped in just in time. She slashed away at Poison Ivy and made her chlorophyll blood spill out, then she put in numerous blows and even bit her. “It’s coming to a halt for good, you pompous plant princess of a botanist bimbo!” Catwoman yelled. “Not if I introduce you to the Little Shop Of Horrors!” replied Poison Ivy as she made a giant Venus Fly Trap form and clamp its jaws around Catty. “AAAGGHHHH!!!” Catwoman went. Ivy started to sing: “Little Shop, Little Shop Of Horrors! Little Shop, Little Shop Of Terrors!” But Viper had, due to Catwoman’s attack making Ivy lose her concentration, gotten free of the weeds and returned the favor of a helping hand, or tail, in her case, like she’d been given before. She whacked Poison Ivy with her tail after rolling up to and springing at her, then she grabbed the black gem off of Ivy’s chest with her tail. She called: “Catwoman, catch!” as she tossed it to Catty. Catty, knowing precisely what Viper’s intent was, reached out and caught the gem, with Ivy going: “NO! My gem! It’s the only thing allowing me to remain here as I am!” “I know!” Catty responded. “And guess what time it is, Ivy? It’s departing time!” Catty closed her hand on the gem and her kind of athletic strength was just enough to crush it to powder. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” Poison Ivy screamed. “YES!!!” Viper and Catty both said to her. Poison Ivy screeched as her essence left Tigress’s body and all her plants disappeared, Catty landing on her feet after the Venus Fly Trap disappeared and Viper landing on her tail after she dropped from Ivy, and Tigress’s returned to normal, completely passed out and inert. Thankfully, Catty caught her and held her in her arms, rubbing the out cold Tigress. Viper slithered up to her and asked: “Is she okay, Selina?” Catty replied: “She’s nothing more than out like a light. She’s going to be all right, and will come to soon enough. In the meantime, I think sleep is something she well deserves, given what she’s been put through.” “No argument here.” replied Viper. “I’m just glad we were able to free her from that garden terror.” “So am I. If there’s anyone I loathe outside of the Joker, it’s Poison Ivy.” Catty nodded. “Can you imagine someone you dislike taking over an animal you love?” Viper shivered and added: “And my closest friend, no less. Ugggh. One thing’s for sure, though. Way you helped save Tigress and are comforting her now? Hey, they don’t call ya CAT-woman for nothing!” Catwoman smirked and replied: “Very amusing, Viper.”
Two-Face came next and he was duking it out with the Red Hood. Hood told him: “Two-Face, we meet again at long last! I should have killed you back in my first life when I had your butt at my mercy! You not only killed my father for failing, but now you possess Tai Lung, someone who’s had a similar life to my own two ones! That really ticks me off!” “So what’re ya gonna do about it, kid?” Two-Face asked. “Simple, Two-Freak!” Hood replied. “I’m gonna kick your tail!” He and Two-Face traded punches and kicks before the latter took out two uzis, whacked Hood back with them and said: “Double whammy for you, eh, Todd? Or better yet…SAY A DOUBLE HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!” He fired the guns at Hood, but Hood dodged them and took out a knife, which he threw at him to knock the guns from his hands. “Nice try, Dent, but those guns are off limits as of frickin’ now!” snapped Hood. “So be it!” Two-Face stated. “I’ll just use these in their place!” He took out two large shotguns and shot at Hood, who did a lot of dodging and got close to him, but Two-Face smacked him in the head with his guns and said: “Here, let me show you what a head case you are!” “UNNNNNHHHHH!” Hood went. Then he said: “You want my head, huh?” He head-butted Two-Face in the head and said: “WELL, HERE’S MY HEAD, JERK!!” “OOOOOOOOOFFFFF!!” Two-Face went as he fell over. He took out a knife while Hood took out one of his own and he said: “Stay back, boy! This ain’t over yet!” They got into a knife fight, but Hood kicked the knife from Two-Face’s hand while Two-Face whacked his outta his hand in the end. Two-Face took out a pair of pistols and pointed them at Hood’s face, saying: “This is where this ends, Todd! Say hello to your father for me! And so much for Tai Lung and his stupid, dumb redemption, huh? At least with me around!” He fired, but the bullets all bounced off the hood, with Jason saying: “That might have been the case, Two-Face, but for my hood making a protective embrace!” Two-Face dropped his guns and said: “Okay, okay, I’ll make a deal with you!” He took out his coin and showed it to Hood, the head side, that is. “Heads, I let you win and free Tai Lung.” He turned it around and showed him the tails side. “Tails, I kill you and stay in his body as my own self for good.” He flipped the coin in the air, but Hood caught it and tossed it aside, going: “No deal, Two-Face! I now avenge my father the only way I can and stop you from tainting the life of another like me any freaking further!” He stomped on Two-Face’s black chest gem and Two-Face went as it was crushed to powder and he was pulled up by Hood: “Oh, God! It can’t be! That’s the only thing keeping me as me!” “That’s right, Dent! You’re through and finished!” Hood smiled. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Two-Face cried. He had his essence sucked out from Tai Lung and vanished, then the comatose Tai Lung fell into Red Hood’s arms, with Red Hood sitting down and stroking him, going: “It’s okay, Tai Lung. I got you. You’re free of Two-Funk. Though God knows you feel like you weigh a ton. What do ya eat each day for breakfast, huh? Cement or something? Whatever, I won, I repaid Two-Face and I freed another like me. That’s all that matters, especially the first one!” He continually stroked the absolutely out cold Tai Lung.
Penguin was the next in line, and Robin was slugging it out with him. Robin told him: “All right, Cobblepot! Bird on bird, and I’m not happy with you, tubby! Taking over a guy like Po is a real low thing to do, even for a villain like yourself! Now I’m gonna show size doesn’t matter as the Penguin falls to the Robin!” “HA! That’ll be the day!” squawked the Penguin. He whacked Robin with his umbrella and hit him with his gut, knocking him back. Penguin then went: “AAAAWWWWKKK! My birds, attack him!” The trained birds he had attacked Robin, but Robin swung his staff and whacked them all away, going: “One bad bunch of birds deserves another good individual one’s pounding, Penguin, and now one bad bird deserves a whooping from a good one!” He leapt in and put in numerous hits upon Penguin, with fists, feet and staff, while Penguin fought back with hits from his umbrella and belly. He tried to blast Robin with his umbrella’s blasts of varied sorts, too, but Robin either dodged these or deflected them with his staff, even though Penguin at one point managed to cut him with the blade tip of his umbrella. “AAAAAAAA!” Robin went. Penguin said: “SQUUUAAAWWWWKKK!!! Face it, boy blunder! The Penguin will be the death of you yet!” “Not on your life, blubber bird!” Robin responded, ignoring his cut and driving his staff at Penguin, who dodged it by opening his umbrella and going up. “You’re leaving Po and this world forever right here and now!” “I’d seriously beg to differ, brat wonder!” Penguin told him. “Especially with me being on a much higher level than you…LITERALLY! AWWWWKKKKK!!! I kill me!” He floated back down to continue fighting Robin, but Robin was smarter. He leapt up and met Penguin face to face, then he drove his staff so it hit directly in the center of Penguin’s black gem, right square in his chest. “GAAAAWWWWKKKK!!!!! DON’T DO THAT!!!” Penguin went. “If you do that, I’ll go up in smoke!!!!!” “Exactly!” smiled Robin as Penguin let go of his umbrella, hit the ground and lasted just long enough to see Robin land in front of him. He then went: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” before his essence was forever pulled from Po and evaporated completely, the out cold Po falling down into Robin’s arms. Robin hoisted him up, sat down and held him, though he did go: “UUUGHHH…whoa, is that a heavy panda! At least I can bear him. HA! Did I just say BEAR him? HAHAHAHA!” He rubbed Po and said: “It’s all right, big fella! You’re safe now and never again will the Penguin take over your body! Just sleep it off.” Robin also thought: “I’m glad he’s unconscious, too. After what happened to him, he could use some rest and not knowing of it until much later on, especially since God knows he’ll come back to reality sooner than most of us would expect or think he would.”
Finally, Scarecrow was the last one to go, and he said: “So, Nightwing and some dumb bug, huh? Shouldn’t be too hard! A bird and a bug are about to be as scared as a slug in a room full of salt shakers and iodine drug!” “OOOOH, clever rhyming, Scarecrow!” Nightwing said. “Not that it’ll stop us from kicking your butt!” Mantis added. “You wanna possess my best friend and likely make it so he’ll be ashamed of his own name once he’s free?” “And follow Dr. Possession’s sick ambitions, too?” Nightwing went. “Well, now you deserve what you’re about to get more than ever!” They attacked, Nightwing kicking him in the face and Mantis knocking him over by flying into his legs and using a powerful force attack. But Scarecrow took out a skull bulb in one hand and a scythe in the other. He said: “I’d say I do indeed, you two! Here it is!” He used his scythe to cut across Nightwing’s chest, making him go: “AAAAAARRRHH!” and sprayed Mantis with his fear gas, Mantis not having time to hold his breath. Mantis took it in as a result and suddenly saw giant things towering above him. He went: “Oh, God no! I’m scared of anything big! Don’t let them crush me!” Huge feet stomped all over the place and gigantic objects kept falling down around Mantis, Mantis stilled with terror. At least, this was what Mantis saw. It wasn’t real, but Scarecrow kept it going by saying: “Yes, Mantis! You’re megalophobic, aren’t you now? And why the heck wouldn’t you be? You’re a little bug, even if a skilled one! And that means huge things could easily crush and kill you! Listen to those feet and objects come down around you! BAM! BAM! THEY’RE ENORMOUS! THEY’RE HEAVY! THEY’RE JUST WAITING TO FLATTEN YOU DEAD, YOU INSIGNIFICANT BUG!” Nightwing, recovering from the slash he got from Scarecrow’s scythe, kicking it out of his hands and kicking Scarecrow himself afterwards, yanked up the skull bulb and snarled: “Give me that!” before throwing it to the ground and stomping on it completely. The gas stopped and its effects on Mantis soon wore off, Nightwing going: “You okay, Mantis?” Mantis coughed a bit before going: “Yeah…thanks…I’m still a bit shaken, but nothing that’ll stop me from keeping on going. Thank you, again, for getting rid of that.” Mantis could now see things as they really were and his state of being frightened wore off along with the gas, and Nightwing said: “Good to know. Anyway, since you’ve made it clear you can still fight, let’s finish with Scarecrow!” “With you all the way on that, ‘Wing!” Mantis replied as he and Nightwing ran over to Scarecrow. Scarecrow sat up and got to his feet, though, and he took out a pitchfork. He said: “Stay back, you two, unless you want to run into a real fork stuck in the road!” He spun his pitchfork around and managed to hit Mantis with its handle and get Nightwing in the side with its prongs, though not enough to fatally or seriously damage him, even if Nightwing did go: “OOOOWWW!!” But Mantis did a leap kick which broke it in half, and said: “Give it up, Scarecrow! You are now to be rid of and Crane is to be free of you!” Nightwing added: “And don’t try any of your stupid fear gas moves again, because that’s only gonna make us hit you all the harder!” “Fine!” Scarecrow replied, mocking them by going: “How about I try my CRANE style of Kung Fu, instead? Mixed with violent dancing, all for one heck of a nasty mix!” He put in some nasty blows on Nightwing and also managed to slap Mantis away when he flew at him, but both warriors were still conscious and able to fight, and Mantis leapt up to kick him in the rear and say: “Actually, it’s time for you to get your butt kicked, Scarecrow!” Nightwing leapt back after holding his breath so a fear gas canister Scarecrow sprayed at him wouldn’t do anything, then he threw one of his clubs at Scarecrow’s chest and said: “This is over, Scarecrow! Your fear gas won’t help you and neither will your fighting skills!” He also threw his other club to knock the fear transmitter from Scarecrow’s hand, Scarecrow going: “My bulb!” “The bulb will be the least of your worries, Scarecrow!” Mantis said. The other club hit Scarecrow in the chest and specifically in the black gem in the center of it. It shattered it and Scarecrow let out a scream of: “What? My gem! You shattered it! But I can’t afford that! I’ll be vanquished!” “Just why we did so.” Mantis said. “Tell me, Scarecrow,” Nightwing asked, “are you all of a sudden as afraid as you tried to make us?” Scarecrow went: “NOOOOOOOOOOO!” before his essence was completely yanked from Crane and disappeared into thin air. As for the absolutely out cold Master Crane, Nightwing rushed over and caught him, standing up and caressing Master Crane’s limp, inert, unconscious form in his hands. “It’s over now.” Nightwing said. “Easy there, Crane. You’re just unconscious and you’ll become the opposite sooner or later. In the meantime, just relax and rest. You need it after a traumatizing experience like this!” “Indeed, and thank the lord we were able to help you!” Mantis stated. “You’re in good hands now, Crane. And hey, one bird saves another, huh?” “Along with the help of a bug.” smiled Nightwing. “No more of this vile nightmare, though, is either way a good thing.” “Damn straight.” Mantis grinned. “I’m also glad that Scarecrow straw hat is gone. I like Crane’s regular one much, much better.”
Once this was all through, everyone cheered for the Bat-Family members, Viper, Shifu and Mantis, and they all bowed down. They’d saved the day, and people could also tell the five previously possessed Kung Fu masters were gonna be fine, even if they were limp and unconscious at the moment. Suddenly, though, who should show up but Dr. Possession, the one who started this all and had been watching on his Computer screen from underground, though he now was teleported to the surface. He said: “This can’t be real! This is not happening! My whole plan has gone up in smoke and has been snuffed out? I won’t stand for it! EVER! EVER! EVER! I will, if I have to, make all of you possessed in any which way I want, repossess those five and…” Shifu threw his stick so to nail Possession in the face and went: “Silence, you evil madman! You’ve caused all the problems you’re going to cause! Injecting five of my best students against their will with a chemical which would make them some of the greatest evildoers ever, for shame!” “UNNNNNHHHHH!!!” Possession went. Shifu added: “It is simply outright unacceptable and downright inexcusable, especially at a previously joyous time like this one!” “Both quite true,” Batman said, and he threw out a Batarang rope which wrapped around Dr. Possession. “And the good thing is, we’ve now captured the source of all this mayhem and woe, and you can all bet your behinds he’s going to be put behind bars for a long, long time for a crime like this!” Dr. Possession fell over and everyone looked at him with angry glares before turning to Batman and Shifu, then shaking their hands and those of the other Bat-Family members, along with Mantis’ right front leg and Viper’s tail. Police soon arrived and arrested Possession, who went: “You haven’t seen the last of me!” “You have the right to remain silent!” a policeman said, and Possession was taken the heck away. Then after a long discussion about much of what was happening here, one of the Chinese commonfolk in this area asked: “Tell me, by the way, Bat-Family.” “Yes?” asked all the five Bat-Family members at once. “How long before your five friends wake up from their nightmare?” “From what we’ve seen of them and know from past happenstances, about forty-five minutes or so.” replied Catwoman. “In the meantime, we’d better bring them home.” Viper pointed out. “She is right.” Shifu said. “They’ve had way more than enough run ins with fate for one day. They need to rest.” And so, the five comatose Kung Fu masters were brought home to the Jade Palace and put in each of their own beds in their own rooms. Viper, Shifu and Mantis left them there along with the Bat-Family members who helped them, and then this octet returned to the festival afterwards. Soon, forty-five minutes later, while the Bat-Family members and the three Kung Fu warriors were still gone, Tigress, Tai Lung, Po, Crane and Monkey would awaken in each of their own beds in their own rooms by themselves, and each one, though unable to speak again at first despite soon regaining that ability, would be quite confused and baffled, every one of them thinking the same dang thing: “What happened?” But it was all to be much nicer for them from here, in terms of their day and in terms of their futures, even if the start of their futures wasn’t exactly a promising one.

THE END!